Praising the Unholy Power of Bovine Flesh

INGREDIENTSSS
2 pounds ground bovine flesh
6 strips bacon, chopped
1 12oz bag broccoliiiii
1 Jalapeno Pepper, Chopped
Some salad
Some shredded bovine secretions
Salt pepper and garlic powder

WHAT YOU DO
Summon the fires of hellfire and doom to banish the fury of permafrost that has inhabited your dwelling
With your knife or kitchen scissors cut up the bacon
Cook it til it shrinks up.
Add the red bovine flesh
Add your spices
When red turns to gray, add the broccoli
Make sure this shit is stirred
Put some salad on a plate
Focus your will on the helldemon Gorgonoth.
Gorgonoth will bless you. If you have trouble with this part, sacrifice the nearest virgin on the altar of Blackest Obsidian.
When the broccoli is done, scoop the meat mixture onto the salad.
Top with cheese.
Maybe a little sour cream from the distilleries of Falkenor
Eat.
Make sure you turn off the hellfire.
Or you will die.