Salt Pepper Garlic Powder
Parmesan cheese sprinkles
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:
Pray to the everlasting fires of the dark one and make the oven 375.
Put the porkchops in a baking dish.
Sprinkle with the spices of sin
Cover the porkchops with bacon
Put it in hell's maw and cook for like an hour or so.
Slice the beasts up with your knife
Slice up some jalapeno
Get a pan hot by doing the ritual of Gat'lahar.
Saute zucchini and peppers until just about done.
Add a dickload of parmesan to the finished zucchini.
Broil under high for like 15-20 minutes.
Peel off the blackened, charred, broken skin, sprinkle the wound with salt.
Pile on your altar and devour in haste.