A Slaughter of the Clovenhoofed on the Plains of Antiquity.

INGRENDIENTSS:
4 Porkchops.
Bacon
Anaheim Chili
Zucchini
Jalapeno
Butter
Salt Pepper Garlic Powder
Parmesan cheese sprinkles

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:
Pray to the everlasting fires of the dark one and make the oven 375.
Put the porkchops in a baking dish.
Sprinkle with the spices of sin
Cover the porkchops with bacon
Put it in hell's maw and cook for like an hour or so.

The zucchini:
Slice the beasts up with your knife
Slice up some jalapeno
Get a pan hot by doing the ritual of Gat'lahar.
Melt butter.
Saute zucchini and peppers until just about done.
Add a dickload of parmesan to the finished zucchini.

Anaheim Chili:
Broil under high for like 15-20 minutes.
Peel off the blackened,  charred, broken skin, sprinkle the wound with salt.

Pile on your altar and devour in haste.