4 Beef patties
1/2 package of bacon.
The Fungi overlords of Yuggoth (see below)
4 slices of Pepperjack cheese.
Jalapeno slices, fresh you plebian.
WHAT YOU DO
Put the bacon under the broiler. I use a toaster oven because of evil grimness.
Preheat the incinerator for the mushrooms
Heat a pan and melt some butter in it.
Cook the burgers to your liking. Raw, rare, raw, whatever.
When the burger are almost done, top with the jalapeno slices, then the bovine secretions.
Let it melt.
Eat, glorifying and reveling in the taste of flesh.
Also, eggplant salad if you have it.