6 largish jalapeno peppers
Some shredded sharp cheddar cheese
A few strips of bacon
WHAT YOU DO:
Turn the broiler on high
Cut the jalapenos lengthwise to reveal the seeds and... shit.
Scoop this out and chop it up, put it in a bowl. Mix with the cheese.
Stuff the hollowed out puppets with the cheese like they were your pharaoh and you were their priest to send them off to the afterlife
Cut the strips of bacon to fit on top of the jalapenos
Broil for about 15 minutes.