Sunday, October 20, 2013

Pizza of the Secretions Profane

INGREDINTSS

The krvSt
An 8 oz bag of Mozzarella cow secretion
A half bag of Cheddar bovine secretions
3 Unfertilized chicken abortions
A shake or 666 of garlic powder

The toppings.
Tomato sauce. Choose the lowest sugar one you can get.
The other half of that bag of cheese.
Sliced jalapeno
Mushrooms of the snow covered northern forests
Pepperoni or bacon or sausage or all three
The remains of those who offend you

WHAT YOU DO:
Set your incinerater to 450
mix the krvst ingredients together. Spray the shit out of a non stick baking sheet. Spread the shit out so its flat.
Bake for like 15 minutes. If its done,  take it out.

While that is cooking,  saute your toppings.

Spread the sauce over the crust. Put on the profane secretions of Cheddar.  Dump your toppings on.

Turn your broiler on. Summon the ancient signs of the elder gods and put the pizza under the broiler for about 5 minutes.
Slice and give thanks to the dark lord who without him you would be dumb.