Taco Salad ov the Ancient Northern Forest

INGREDIENTSS:
1 pound of ground bovine
A couple knife thrusts of butter
2 or 3 jalapeno chopped
1/4 an onion chopped
A few cloves of garlick
Taco seasoning as low carb as you can get
Spinach or lettuce or something
Maybe some tomato

DIRECTIONS
Taake your pan and turn the heat on medium high
Melt your butter in the pan. Cows are your enemy.
Add the garlic, slosh it around add the onion and jalapenos
When these are done add the beef. Stab it with your spatula. Brown the fuck out of it
When it is Browned add the taco seasoning. Use the fat already in the pan instead of water because this is fucking keto
Stir it up. Turn the stove off and cover for 5 minutes.
Spoon it over the spinach and whatever you already have on your plate.
Sour cream and cheese on top.