Tuesday, February 16, 2016

The Aborted Raptor Bake

It has been said that there is no better way of starting the day than bathing in the blood of your enemies, eating a plate of eggs and lean meat.

Reagents:
8 eggs
1 pound of 96% lean ground beef
1 Jalapeño

The Ritual:
Preheat your incinerator to 350
Spray a baking a dish with a blast of unholy lube, butter flavor of you have it. Pam works in a pinch
Brown your beef in a pan.
Drain any fat.
Put beef in baking dish with eggs and jalapeños.
Add your spices.
Stir.
Bake for 20 minutes or until done.
Consume.