Waking to the Caffeinated Omelet of Golganeth

Crimson sunrise through green black clouds washes over the city ov Ketogazar. The cock crows, invoking its eldritch ritual to begin the day.

And there you are. Lethargic. Groggy. Bleary eyed and weak.

But Golganeth the Black God of the Crows is ever watching.

Its red eyes are ever watchful.

And it demands that you drink.

So you look through your arcane tomes borrowed from the libraries of the city. The scribes have scrawled this recipe over the entry for Golganeth.

The Caffeinated Omelet of Golganeth:

Reagents:
12oz coffee brewed strong
4 tablespoons of egg whites
2 tablespoons of light cream
Dash of cinnamon
Splenda or your sweetener of choice if you so choose.

The Ritual:
Put cream, cinnamon, and splenda in a blender. Add coffee. Blend for 2 seconds.
Add egg whites. Blend for 4 more seconds.
Pour into a cup and garnish with more cinnamon.

Theres science here but I will not get into the alchemy behind this.