Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Blackest Liquid of the Outer Realms Runs Through Forests so Cold.

It is the decaying days of avtumn, where everything turns grim and frostbite is only a month or two away. When the temperature in this land of snow and sorrow, Southern California, get down to 80 freezing degrees, treat your self to a glass of this blackness.

INGREDIENTSS:
COFFEE
WATER
FROZEN WATER CHUNKS
A VIRGIN

WHAT YOU DO
Create the runes of the Ancient One Belial
Brew a pot of coffee using 1.5 the amount you would use if you were brewing it normally.
When it is cool,  pour it in a bottle.
Put it in your fridge.
Drink it over ice. Or with heavy whipping cream.
Sacrifice the virgin to Belial to complete the ritual.