Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Cthonic Chicken of Cosmic Grimness.

A Package of Chicken Legs.
Bacon strips in a corresponding number to the amount of chicken legs in said container of Chicken legs \m/
Cream Cheese
Pepperjack cheese.
Garlic,  salt, pepper,  grimness.

Preheat your hellbox to 400.
Take your blade and slit back the plastic of the cthonic chicken legs.
Put them in a baking pan.
Pour on whatever spices you like.
Put a strip of bacon on each one.
Put it in the oven for about an hour. You want the bone to show at the bottom.
Take your broccoli.
Make sure they are in florets.
Shake some garlic powder, salt, pepper on them.
Add cream cheese. Stir it around like a big glop of permafrost.
Put the pepperjack on top.
When there is 30 minutes left for the chicken,  but it in your incinerating hellbox.
Thank ye Belial for now we feast.