Storming the Frostbitten Porcine Throne.

INGREDIENTSS
3 Pound package ov porcine ribs country style
1/2 pound bacon.
1onion
2 jalapeno
Butter
Southwest Chipotle Seasoning

Sides:.
Persian kukumbers
Ikra
Armenian Genocidal Eggplant salad
Jalapeno peppers

WHAT YOU DO
Put the ribs, onions, jalapeno, and butter in crock pot.  Sprinkle a hellish amount of the southwest spice or whatever you want on it. Layer bacon on top.
Cook on low for like 8 hours.

Ikra is eggplant paste. They sell it in Armenian and Middle Eastern stores. Very kvlt.
Eggplant Salad can be found in the same places. 
Persian kukes are smaller versions of american kukes.
Grill or broil the jalapeno.
Eat.