From the altar of blackest obsidian the grave wind blows, bringing with it sulfuric summonings and ill tidings. And green beans.
2 cups frozen 'french cut' green beans
3 strips of bacon, chopped up
1 tablespoon of butter
Melt the fat of bovine injustice into a pan.
Cut the bacon with your shears of cutting
When bacon is getting crispy, dump your green beans and stir randomly until they are done. Serve with pork. Or chicken. Or just ear it. Belial will be pleased.