Saturday, October 10, 2015

From Fields of Hate, the Hellfire Spinach Burns

The Demon rains fall over the fields of Hate as Keto'nor rises from the hellish maw of fire with a platter upon his hand. Shaking with fear, you remove the lid, revealing the steaming pile of the leaves of some plant, mixed with fiery peppers and cheese.
'Eat.' He commands.
And you do.
Your soul shatters before you breathe fire, and you are one of us now.

Reagents:
1 tablespoon fat of bovine injustice
1 brick of frozen leaf spinach
1/2 cup of sharp cheddar cheese
1 habaNero pepper, diced
Red pepper flakes to taste
Garlic powder

The Ritual
Melt the butter in the pan.
Add brick of spinach.
When brick is broken, drain the spinach blood.
Add the spices.
Add the pepper
Add the cheese.
Stir and cover.
Stir again when the time is right.
Serve with stuff.