Saturday, January 4, 2014

A Return to the Plains of Antiquity from the Vapid and Horrible Plains of Zamora.

The Holidays. Fuck the holidays. Xmess isn't very kvlt anymore. Even with the frost and grimness of the outdoors.
But I'm back from the Plains of Zamora, ready and determined to follow the path of Keto'nor, god of flesh and blood and heavy cream.

The weightloss challenge at work starts on Monday. I'm going to enter the keto zone (already have) and lose this weight I gained over Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Years and then some.

I started this job almost two years ago at my lowest weight of 235.
I am now sitting at 285.
Fuck.
50 Fucking pounds.
Alright. Time for Keto.