Whole 30 Days of Doom and Mighty Salivating Demonbeasts

REAGENTS
1 Pound ground flesh of nephelim
.5 pound of ground spiced pork entrails
1 head of cauliflower brain
A few hits of ghost pepper hot sauce
2 peppers of the Jalp.
Salt. Pepper. Cayenne pepper. Garlic powder
Some fucking lettuce if it please ya
1 T of butter

THE RITUAL:
Pan. Apply to fire. Melt butter.
When butter is melted take your ground meat. Throw it in the pan. season. Chop up your jalapeños. Throw them in. Knock the shit out of it with a fucking spatula. Chop cauliflower into florets. (Ya should have done this ahead of time)
Add spices and ghost pepper hot sauce.
Cover.
When meat is done and cauliflower is tender, spoon the dish of blackest evil over lettuce.
If I wasn't doing the whole 30 thing, there would be sour cream on top.

Sausages ov Blackest Night

SAUSAGES OV BLACKEST NIGHT

Ingredientss:
Hot Italian Sausages. Like a package or so.
1 Green Bel Pepper
2 Jalapenos
1/2 an onion. Or whatever. Use however many you want.

DIRECTIONS
Conjure the power ov hell to preheat your oven to 400
Chop the peppers with your sacrifical dagger and put into a baking dish
Liberally add garlic salt and pepper to the peppers and onions
Put the sausages on top of the peppers
Roast for like 45 minutes to an hour.
Serve with other shit if your so inclined