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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Whole 30 Days of Doom and Mighty Salivating Demonbeasts

REAGENTS
1 Pound ground flesh of nephelim
.5 pound of ground spiced pork entrails
1 head of cauliflower brain
A few hits of ghost pepper hot sauce
2 peppers of the Jalp.
Salt. Pepper. Cayenne pepper. Garlic powder
Some fucking lettuce if it please ya
1 T of butter

THE RITUAL:
Pan. Apply to fire. Melt butter.
When butter is melted take your ground meat. Throw it in the pan. season. Chop up your jalapeños. Throw them in. Knock the shit out of it with a fucking spatula. Chop cauliflower into florets. (Ya should have done this ahead of time)
Add spices and ghost pepper hot sauce.
Cover.
When meat is done and cauliflower is tender, spoon the dish of blackest evil over lettuce.
If I wasn't doing the whole 30 thing, there would be sour cream on top.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Hailing the Nefarious Fungus Overlords of Yuggoth

INGREDIENTsS:
6 Stuffing Portobello mushrooms
Enough soft cheese to fill them.
A few sprinkles of cheddar bovine secretion.
Six slices of fresh jalapeno.

WHAT YOU DO
Preheat your sacrificial incinerator to the fires of hell. Abour 400 degrees.
Stuff the peppers like a virgin sacrifice
Sprinkle the cheddar on top
Place a slice of jalapeno on top of each
Bake for 20 minutes or until done.