The Return

Its time to come back into the kitchen. Armed with experience, age, and knowledge, we are able to conquer the Gornaeth and their serpentine masters. Join me. Join us. Let us take back the kitchen.

Turkey Meatza of Blackest Fowlness

Crimson sunlight streams through black clouds, illuminating the faces of the Gornaeth, the ones who have succumbed to the temptations of the Serpentfolk of Uthcanan. The citizens of Ketogazar must stand vigilant against the Serpentfolk of Uthcanan, or else it is their doom. The Gornaeth become twisted, bloated, snot and pus constantly pour out of their nose and leak from their eyes. They have become everything they have ever feared. 

To combat this, the meatza must be consumed in haste. Fear not, citizen of Ketogazar, for it is easy to grow. 

Reagents:

1/2 pound of lean turkey
1/4 cup pasta sauce
Whatever toppings you like
An oven

Ritual:

Heat the hellforge to 400

Take the meat. Beat the meat.
Once the meat is beat, shape it into a thin circle. Think burger.
Cook 15 minutes.
Take out.
Add sauce and toppings. 

Put back in hellforge
Cook another 15-20 minutes.
Consume

Filling Peppers with Nocturnal Hellfire

Ingredientsss:
6 Greenbell peppers of unholiness
2 pounds ground beef
1 can diced tomato
2 jalapeno peppers, chopped in the ritual of Gal'takor
Garlic
Red Pepper Flakes to taste
Italian seasoning because fuck it
Sea salt
Shredded cheese
1 12oz box of mushdooms
A tablespoon of butter makes the medicine go down

What you do:
Preheat your incinerator to 350
Brown the meat
Add the jalapenos and mushrooms
Add can of tomatoes
Spice it up
Cut the tops off of the peppers
Tear out their guts
Put some cheese in the bottom
Spoon the beef into the green peppers
Top with cheese
Bake for 30-45 minutes
Consume.

Cthonic Chicken of Cosmic Grimness.

INGREDIENTSSS:
A Package of Chicken Legs.
Bacon strips in a corresponding number to the amount of chicken legs in said container of Chicken legs \m/
Broccoli
Cream Cheese
Pepperjack cheese.
Garlic,  salt, pepper,  grimness.

THE RITUAL
Preheat your hellbox to 400.
Take your blade and slit back the plastic of the cthonic chicken legs.
Put them in a baking pan.
Pour on whatever spices you like.
Put a strip of bacon on each one.
Put it in the oven for about an hour. You want the bone to show at the bottom.
Take your broccoli.
Make sure they are in florets.
Shake some garlic powder, salt, pepper on them.
Add cream cheese. Stir it around like a big glop of permafrost.
Put the pepperjack on top.
When there is 30 minutes left for the chicken,  but it in your incinerating hellbox.
Thank ye Belial for now we feast.